I made a banquet
of holy ghosties
it was a longshot
I wound it tightly
they call me warlord
on the fucking TV
just like a hassle magnet

I live in bee hive
I tunnel sand box
I breathe the bombers
there's no exception
if you could see me
you'd come to understanding
that i'm a hassle magnet
that i'm a hassle magnet
that i'm a hassle magnet
that i'm a hassle magnet

i walk the tight rope
i hold the lantern
i cracked the code word
i drop pianos
attracting bad news
into existence
like a hassle magnet
can you feel it?
do you hate it?
have you dropped out? do you love me?
cuz i'm a feeling
you find in early AM
cuz i'm a warlock
in janitor's clothing
and you're the trouble
i been trying to pull towards me
just like a hassle magnet